Reuben Kaye

Cabaret Compere with shows in London and Australia

I SAID DO NOT PRESS!! I’M ON HOLIDAY! LET ME GO PLEASE! I MUST HAVE TIME TO MYSELF. I AM A DELICATE FLOWER CAUGHT IN THE TYPHOON OF MY OWN BRILLIANCE AND CELEBRITY.

PLEASE LET ME GET BACK TO WHAT’S IMPORTANT…

ME!

(unless you are 1990’s Brad Pitt in which case please send me your address immediately.)